So, this is my new blog. Although I don't technically have an old one, I have blogged a bit before. Let me tell you a little bit about me, the stuff that you won't get from my profile...which hasn't even been set up yet anyway.
For starters, I'm sure you're wondering why I'm not wearing pants. That's an easy one to answer. What do I need pants for when I'm at home on the computer with no one around? Besides the occassional Gladis Kravitz, there aren't any eavesdroppers 'round these parts.
Secondly, you're wondering what I'm going to blog about and why you should read it. Well, I'll tell you that I'm going to the be writing about the important things in life, the good, the bad, and the ugly. I'm gonna get down to the knitty gritty. Questions like "What happens when a giraffe is filled with helium?" and "How does the Pilsbury Doughboy keep his form without any skeletal structure?" will be answered, scientifically and accurately.
So buckle your seatbelts and strap on your helmets, because frankly, you're gonna feel a little slower after I'm done with you.
Capricorn: Hard work doesn't always pay off in the way you'd like, but you can still be proud you did it!
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